Top 10 Reasons for this Blog:

1. I'm bored as hell.
2. I like to write, err, complain, err, express myself through writing. Yeah, yeah, that.
3. Never a dull moment here, folks.
4. People like me. Yet, I don't like people. Or, maybe the other way around??
5. I'm a follower. Jumping on this blogwagon is as good an idea as any of the others ones I've got.
6. I am self-absorbed (or self-absorbant). I'm a sponge.
7. People are stupid. I judge them. I will judge you.
8. I know how to spell. And use grammar correctly, although I may not always choose to do so. Deal with it.
9. I'm single. And in my late 20's. So that's funny in and of itself. And when I say funny, I mean fun. And when I say fun, I mean lonely and miserable and lame. But yet, still totally and completely awesome.
10. I'm bitter. And bitter is funny. I get drunk. I do stupid shit. I get post-drinking anxiety. I laugh. I get over it. Repeat. Come on. You know you want to do me, err, do it with me, er...join me.