How to Pick-Up Women/Tilly...Or NOT:

1. Playing Good Cop/Bad Cop: This is kinda like the "Ol Switcharoo," where one lame dude approaches and he's all lame and shit (Bad Cop) and then the other dude (Good Cop) comes over and does the whole "Is he bothering you? I can get rid of him for you" pseudo-manly-thing. Yep. I'm a damsel-in-distress. Please.Save.Me. Twice. These chodes need to learn some new tricks.

2. Calling them "angry women." Yeah, good call, genius.

3. Asking each of them to "slap" you. Whaaaat?

4. Boy: I have a question for you...we're sitting over there and the guy next to us is smoking a cigar and he claims that it's a very effective tool for getting women. Is that true?
Tilly [rolling eyes]: It may be more effective than that line.

5. Suit: Do you like my tie?
Tilly: It's purple.
Suit: But, you didn't answer my question.
Tilly: Yes. Yes I did.