Is Tilly Unpatriotic?

A. Yes.
B. No.
C. Maybe so.

Answer: C.

Explanation: Tilly went to a BBQ. Then Tilly went to a bar.
AirForce: Would you like to do a shot with me?
Tilly: Um, Okay. [Duh]
AF: I saw you at the BBQ and wanted to talk to you, but I didn't know what to say.
Tilly: Sweet. Stalker-style?
AF: No, just...what kind of shot do you want to do?
Tilly: Red-headed slut. [Duh]
AF: blahblahblah
Tilly: [Nodding...waiting for shot...Nodding...Uh-huh'ing.]
AF goes in for the kill.
Tilly: [taken aback] Uh, what are you doing???
AF: I just really want to kiss you right now.
Tilly: I don't even know you! Who ARE you? I'm not even supposed to be talking to you right now.
AF: I'm in the Air Force.
Tilly: So, what are you saying? Do it for the troops? I mean, I'll buy a yellow ribbon. Fine.
AF: blahblahblah
We take the shot.
AF goes in for it AGAIN.
Tilly: Dude! We're at a BAR. That is SO not my style. Thanks for the shot, and like, protecting us from terrorists and stuff. Keep up the good work.

Celibacy Month successfully continues.