Why Tilly is Going to Live a Long, Lonely Life:

"Coffee and tea may reduce the risk of serious liver damage in people who drink too much alcohol, are overweight or have too much iron in the blood, researchers reported yesterday."

I'm not even joking.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/04/AR2005120400950.html

Well, that takes care of the long part.

Now I just have to continue living EXACTLY the way I have been since November in order to ensure the lonely part, which I have the utmost faith in myself to be able to do. Hey, this 'believing in yourself' stuff really works.