Why Tilly is Too Tired to Type:
1. Wedding. 6 hours away. Open bar. Grey Goose. 16 oz. "cocktail glasses." 4 hours of sleep.
2. High School Reunion. 2.5 hours from wedding. 3 V&T's before arrival. Awk and awk=drink more. Late night table dancing (What? Not by me). No effing cabs. 4 hours of sleep.
3. Dog eats bathing suit. "Wait, there's some. There's some more! What??" Forced mall trip.
4. Obligatory 'rental visit. Ahhh...cabin in the woods. But, MOM. Questions. Plans. Decisions. "Mom, seriously. My brain is dysfunctional; therefore I cannot adequately process any information."
5. Supposed 2.5 hours back to city+Construction+Gay Pride Parade+AHHHHHHH+"I can see my apartment building, but just.can't.get.there"=hurt box.
2. High School Reunion. 2.5 hours from wedding. 3 V&T's before arrival. Awk and awk=drink more. Late night table dancing (What? Not by me). No effing cabs. 4 hours of sleep.
3. Dog eats bathing suit. "Wait, there's some. There's some more! What??" Forced mall trip.
4. Obligatory 'rental visit. Ahhh...cabin in the woods. But, MOM. Questions. Plans. Decisions. "Mom, seriously. My brain is dysfunctional; therefore I cannot adequately process any information."
5. Supposed 2.5 hours back to city+Construction+Gay Pride Parade+AHHHHHHH+"I can see my apartment building, but just.can't.get.there"=hurt box.
posted by Tilly at 4:47 PM
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