Tilly Loves Lunchtime List: An allllliteration

1. Tilly loves it when one of her lunch companions points out that her SmartOnes microveable meal is "loaded with calories."
2. Tilly loves it when one of her lunch companions asks her a personal question and EVERYONE stops, turns, and listens. Kinda like stop, drop, and roll. But without the fire and smoke and stuff.
3. Tilly loves it when one of her lunch companions talks about doing shots of Tequila at a BAR on a WEEK NIGHT. Because then she doesn't feel like such an alchy. Tilly really loves this. For reals.
4. Tilly loves it when one of her lunch companions asks her about college, and then about where she went to grad school, and upon responding no one even attempts to hide their looks of shock and astonishment.
5. Tilly loves it when one of her lunch companions is wearing such putrid perfume that she loses her appetite. New diet!
6. Tilly loves it when one of her lunch companions offers her strawberries and melon. Again, really loves this. I heart you ScientistFrisbeeLady.
7. Tilly loves it when one of her lunch companions tries to initiate a conversation in the restroom following lunch about her enjoyment of said lunch. In the stalls. She does not respect the Buffer Stall.
8. Tilly loves it when all of her lunch companions discuss DNA topoisomeres and protein membrane crystallography. And then all laugh? Then Tilly laughs. Haha. Good one. I get it. No, really, I do.

Silly Tilly. Silly, silly Tilly.