Tilly's School-Night Drinking Realizations:
1. Just because the shots are free, it does not mean that you should take them...all.
2. Just because you set your alarm, it does not mean that you will wake up.
3. Just because you plan on running in the morning, it does not mean that you will.
4. Just because it's Bastille Day, it does not mean that you're French (even though you sorta are. What? 1/12th counts). Therefore, there is still no sex in the champagne room.
5. Just because you're at work before your boss, it does not mean that you're not late, wait, yes it does.
6. Just because it's "technically" Friday, it does not mean that it's the weekend.
7. Just because it's a flat surface, it does not mean that you should lie down.
8. Just because you're at work, it does not mean that you're working.
9. Just because "other people" are still drinking, it does not mean that you should join them.
10. Just because you look alive, it does not mean that you are.
posted by Tilly at 10:39 AM
1 Comments:
I don't know, as a whole I like your rules, but I think I might have to disagree with 6 and 8. I may not be "working" at work per se, but I feel that getting myself to the office in the morning is half the battle. As well, friday is totally almost-weekend. As such, I feel I only need to work at half-speed.
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