A Room With a VIEW! And it's ALL Mine. MINE.
Yes, that's right. I'm moving onward and upward. Well, I'm moving across the hall to an office with a WINDOW. And a VIEW. Of the OUTDOORS. And the LAKE. Like I mentioned the other day, they love me here. On my behalf, my boss wrote the following to the last occupant:
Hey [Professor Redacted],
Awesome [Tilly] has successfully negotiated permission to move into your old office. We just went through all of the files you left behind and shredded what looked important. Can you please get the rest out. If you do need some help, let me know and I can bring matches and a gas can.
If you don't want that US quarters map, I want it for my office!
[Bossman1]
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At the end of our meeting a few minutes ago (and basically rifling through Prof. Scientist's things):
Bossman1: Scientists are weird.
Tilly: Uh, yeah. You think?
Bossman1: Ahahahahahahaha!!
Tilly: I'm guessing he doesn't need that shoe under the desk.
Bossman1: Ooooh. Look at this quarters map! I want it!
Tilly: Wow. That was pure excitement. Finders Keepers, I say.
Bossman1: I like the way you think.
Hey [Professor Redacted],
Awesome [Tilly] has successfully negotiated permission to move into your old office. We just went through all of the files you left behind and shredded what looked important. Can you please get the rest out. If you do need some help, let me know and I can bring matches and a gas can.
If you don't want that US quarters map, I want it for my office!
[Bossman1]
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At the end of our meeting a few minutes ago (and basically rifling through Prof. Scientist's things):
Bossman1: Scientists are weird.
Tilly: Uh, yeah. You think?
Bossman1: Ahahahahahahaha!!
Tilly: I'm guessing he doesn't need that shoe under the desk.
Bossman1: Ooooh. Look at this quarters map! I want it!
Tilly: Wow. That was pure excitement. Finders Keepers, I say.
Bossman1: I like the way you think.
posted by Tilly at 3:52 PM
3 Comments:
one shoe? random
Is it wrong if that is all I want in life? An office? (I'll take the view too.)
Well, that and a garbage disposal.
*Sigh* A girl can dream.
Julie: You should see the other rando stuff in there. It's simultaneously entertaining and frightening. Good year!
Greenleaf: Offices are overrated. Mainly because they are undeniably linked to work. And work is overrated. WAY overrrrated. That is why I used several "r's" there. And, not to make you even MORE jealous but I also have a garbage disposal. Now THAT is pretty sweet. Saweeeeet. Way cooler than the office.
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