I just attended a Departmental BBQ where there was a keg, as in FREE BEER, and I did not partake. Let me repeat: I rejected free beer. I feel so weird. And alone. I don't even know who I am anymore.
Update: I was just called upon for my "beer drinking skills" to untap the unfinished keg. I'm not sure which is more embarrassing: 1. the fact that they immediately thought of me or 2. the fact that 300 scientists couldn't finish one keg. Or 3. I didn't help. Or maybe 4. that as I untapped it I sprayed beer all over myself and can't even blame it on the booze.
Update: I was just called upon for my "beer drinking skills" to untap the unfinished keg. I'm not sure which is more embarrassing: 1. the fact that they immediately thought of me or 2. the fact that 300 scientists couldn't finish one keg. Or 3. I didn't help. Or maybe 4. that as I untapped it I sprayed beer all over myself and can't even blame it on the booze.
posted by Tilly at 3:12 PM
4 Comments:
this is a sad sad day...
Tell me about it. Just another sad day in the history of my life.
Good year.
I like the way you write. It makes me laugh.
Texan: Thank you. You must have a splendid sense of humor and exquisite taste!
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