Tea Time Totalers
First things first, alliteration is the coolest.
I thought I would give y'all (I can say that; I went to college in the south, er, a mostly southern state. SNATCH.) a little update on what the scientists have been eating at tea time, since I find it amusing slash sickening that these people eat such lavish (or not) desserts every day. As in EVERY. DAY. One would think it would make more sense to, I don't know, provide a summary at the end of the week, but I find myself to be quite nonsensical. And I like it. And so will YOU.(Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?) Ahem. Anyway. Back to the scientists:
Monday: Muffins. As in the "way unhealthy kind," as it was explained to me by my favorite scientist who is leaving at the end of next week. Tear. TearTearTearTear.
Tuesday: Smores. Apparently they would put a graham cracker, chocolate, marshmallow in the microwave for 10 seconds, then cover with another graham*, then stuff their awkward faces.
Wednesday: Ice cream and donut holes. Let me repeat. Ice cream AND donut holes. WT? Seriously?
*Explanation necessary? I think not.
Out of the blue, my boss asked me if I used the phrase, "I'm just not feeling it." I was unsure of how to appropriately respond so I just looked away and fiddled with my new clicky PEN in the hopes that he would too. Success! However, at the end of the meeting he asked how my Access query was coming along and I responded (you guessed it. I am THAT girl.), "I'm just not feeling it." Luckily he has been suffering from a horribly terrible cold for the past week and therefore hopped up on all sorts of drugs, so I'm pretty sure he won't remember.
I thought I would give y'all (I can say that; I went to college in the south, er, a mostly southern state. SNATCH.) a little update on what the scientists have been eating at tea time, since I find it amusing slash sickening that these people eat such lavish (or not) desserts every day. As in EVERY. DAY. One would think it would make more sense to, I don't know, provide a summary at the end of the week, but I find myself to be quite nonsensical. And I like it. And so will YOU.(Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?) Ahem. Anyway. Back to the scientists:
Monday: Muffins. As in the "way unhealthy kind," as it was explained to me by my favorite scientist who is leaving at the end of next week. Tear. TearTearTearTear.
Tuesday: Smores. Apparently they would put a graham cracker, chocolate, marshmallow in the microwave for 10 seconds, then cover with another graham*, then stuff their awkward faces.
Wednesday: Ice cream and donut holes. Let me repeat. Ice cream AND donut holes. WT? Seriously?
*Explanation necessary? I think not.
Out of the blue, my boss asked me if I used the phrase, "I'm just not feeling it." I was unsure of how to appropriately respond so I just looked away and fiddled with my new clicky PEN in the hopes that he would too. Success! However, at the end of the meeting he asked how my Access query was coming along and I responded (you guessed it. I am THAT girl.), "I'm just not feeling it." Luckily he has been suffering from a horribly terrible cold for the past week and therefore hopped up on all sorts of drugs, so I'm pretty sure he won't remember.
posted by Tilly at 4:40 PM
1 Comments:
I see nothing wrong with a group of scientists eating ice cream AND donut holes.
They are scientists. They must know something...
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