TWOTD
The Word Of The Day.
Let's start with yesterday's TWOTD which was weasel. IDK why, but I think I used weasel approximately 17 times yesterday. In various (inappropriate) contexts. And it made me giggle with delight. So it's a keeper. Maybe it will be TWOTD everyday. That's just how good it is.
TWOTD today is ass-nasty. (I guess that's more of a phrase. WHATEVER.) As in, I ran out of my sweet nectar coffee and was forced to drink the ass-nasty blend of The Cross-Eyed. It was ass-nasty. (Shocker!)
That's all the time I have today folks. SOMEONE (who maybe makes a habit of wearing RIPPED dress pants) is trying to get their money's worth these days. The nerve!
Let's start with yesterday's TWOTD which was weasel. IDK why, but I think I used weasel approximately 17 times yesterday. In various (inappropriate) contexts. And it made me giggle with delight. So it's a keeper. Maybe it will be TWOTD everyday. That's just how good it is.
TWOTD today is ass-nasty. (I guess that's more of a phrase. WHATEVER.) As in, I ran out of my sweet nectar coffee and was forced to drink the ass-nasty blend of The Cross-Eyed. It was ass-nasty. (Shocker!)
That's all the time I have today folks. SOMEONE (who maybe makes a habit of wearing RIPPED dress pants) is trying to get their money's worth these days. The nerve!

5 Comments:
FACT: you used weasel on me yesterday.
QUESTION: does that comment sound dirty?
Weasel is pretty high on Aaron's favorite word list. I tried this concept for a while. Endless entertainment.
I like ass nasty. I will have to use that sometime.
I'm going to have to start paying more attention to what words float in and out of my vocabulary from one day to the next.
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